Urban Outfitters has the ultimate Christmas ornament available this year. In fact, it may be the greatest ornament of all time. A framed picture of The King himself, Elvis Presley. If your client’s favorite song is “Blue Christmas” and all he or she wants for Christmas is to visit Graceland, you’ll be a hero if you show up with this ornament. At six bucks a pop, it’s one heck of a bargain.
On the front, Elvis is shown wearing the most famous of all jump suits, the Aloha Suit (aka the American Eagle). Surrounded by a gilt frame, you can almost hear the song being belted out of the King’s lips, “We can’t go on together, with suspicious minds. And we can’t build our dreams on suspicious minds…” On the flip side, a fake Elvis signature.
The weird thing is the picture at the right shows The King facing left. In my Urban Outfitter catalog, he’s facing right. I don’t guess it matters.
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Don’t be cruel, get the ornament. Even if it’s just a decoration on the package, wrapped with Elvis gift wrap, which is all over e-bay.